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#Answering spam PMs to feel less alone
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
No.
“How can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone?” — Fiona Apple (via thecolorcrimson)
“The Joys of Q-Tips”
By: CaptainBubblePipe
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A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”
After I sent her my quote…
Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.
Me: I thought you were psychic.
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One of those fucking awful black days when nothing is pleasing and everything that happens is an excuse for anger. An outlet for emotions stockpiled, an arsenal, an armour.
These are the days when I hate the world, hate the rich, hate the happy, hate the complacent, the TV watchers, beer drinkers, the satisfied ones. Because I know I can be all of those little hateful things and then I hate myself for realising that.
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Ryan giving some hardcore Alice Glass realness.
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